As I am writing this, I am enjoying a warm comforting glow, spreading across my hips. It is truly sensational.
I have been searching for years for a non-food* reward. You know how it is – you go out, do all that good exercise stuff – and then you are starving! And you think – I deserve a little reward… and the best reward is, well food. Or more precisely chocolate.
I’ve found something better. Yes – even better than chocolate.
Ok. You get the picture. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. You’ll sleep like a baby.
And the best thing is – its not food (actually, it would be a really bad idea to eat it – don’t do that). So technically its guilt free.
At least until someone tells me why its bad for me in some way. Please don’t do that.
Let me wallow in the Deep Heat after glow just a little while longer.
*Blueberries don’t count. Promise.